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{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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The Prisons Department is a government agency under the Ministry of Home Affairs in Brunei, responsible for the management and administration of correctional facilities in accordance with the Prison Act and Prison Rules. Headquartered along Jalan Jerudong in the Brunei–Muara District, the department oversees the Jerudong Male Prison, Jerudong Female Prison, and Maraburong Prison. Its mission is to safeguard society through secure and humane custody while providing effective rehabilitation programmes aimed at transforming inmates into responsible and productive members of society, with the vision of beco