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{"type":"standard","title":"Heartbroken (T2 song)","displaytitle":"Heartbroken (T2 song)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5692737","titles":{"canonical":"Heartbroken_(T2_song)","normalized":"Heartbroken (T2 song)","display":"Heartbroken (T2 song)"},"pageid":14539864,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/T2_%28featuring_Jodie_Aysha%29_-_Heartbroken.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/T2_%28featuring_Jodie_Aysha%29_-_Heartbroken.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1289840348","tid":"9a8bbe79-2e25-11f0-a097-421a1d492e5c","timestamp":"2025-05-11T05:05:49Z","description":"2007 single by T2","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbroken_(T2_song)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbroken_(T2_song)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbroken_(T2_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heartbroken_(T2_song)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbroken_(T2_song)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Heartbroken_(T2_song)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heartbroken_(T2_song)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Heartbroken_(T2_song)"}},"extract":"\"Heartbroken\" is the debut single by British record producer T2. It was written by British singer Jodie Aysha, who also provides the vocals. The song spent three weeks at number two on the UK Singles Chart, behind Leona Lewis's \"Bleeding Love\".","extract_html":"
\"Heartbroken\" is the debut single by British record producer T2. It was written by British singer Jodie Aysha, who also provides the vocals. The song spent three weeks at number two on the UK Singles Chart, behind Leona Lewis's \"Bleeding Love\".
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